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Admn

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oh god why
« on: April 08, 2013, 07:03:18 pm »
I was in the car coming from a Baseball game (won BTW) and dad asks me while we're waiting to get food at Sonic (remind I'm in 8th grade), What I would do if they wanted to "lay me". He soon said- "it's ok if you use rubber". He also said "If you need tips, ask me." What the fuck?!

He was drunk as fuck I was caught in between it. I couldn't even finish the fucking burger I got.
« Last Edit: April 08, 2013, 07:10:33 pm by Admn »
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Re: oh god why
« Reply #1 on: April 08, 2013, 07:14:23 pm »
i can give better tips
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Re: oh god why
« Reply #2 on: April 08, 2013, 07:16:24 pm »
Aha, what the fuck...

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Re: oh god why
« Reply #3 on: April 08, 2013, 07:17:44 pm »
Quote from: GollyGreg on April 08, 2013, 07:14:23 pm
i can give better tips

Oh we know you can, don't worry

I remember they use to call you the Andy Bangderhard back in highschool and Ramsey Cockinner in college
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Re: oh god why
« Reply #4 on: April 08, 2013, 07:25:31 pm »
The worst part about all this is I found my dads condom lube in his drawer in his office.
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Re: oh god why
« Reply #5 on: April 08, 2013, 07:36:48 pm »
Quote from: Admn on April 08, 2013, 07:25:31 pm
The worst part about all this is I found my dads condom lube in his drawer in his office.

Jeez...
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Re: oh god why
« Reply #6 on: April 08, 2013, 08:12:40 pm »
Quote from: Admn on April 08, 2013, 07:25:31 pm
The worst part about all this is I found my dads condom lube in his drawer in his office.


He does other women as well? Since it's at the office and not at home...

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Re: oh god why
« Reply #7 on: April 08, 2013, 08:23:33 pm »
now the thing that worries me even more is that he was driving?
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Re: oh god why
« Reply #8 on: April 08, 2013, 09:12:45 pm »
Quote from: bayat on April 08, 2013, 08:23:33 pm
now the thing that worries me even more is that he was driving?

He was.

Quote from: ikutoisahobo on April 08, 2013, 08:12:40 pm
Quote from: Admn on April 08, 2013, 07:25:31 pm
The worst part about all this is I found my dads condom lube in his drawer in his office.
He does other women as well? Since it's at the office and not at home...

Both my parents work at home.
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Re: oh god why
« Reply #9 on: April 08, 2013, 10:56:38 pm »
Your dad's obviously a ladies man, you should take tips from him. ::)
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